Sunday, January 22, 2012

Really?!?! You get featured on Etsy and you use this picture?!?!

It may just be me, but this picture doesn't nessecarily make me wanna run out and
buy her wool or cashmere underwear.  It kinda makes me wanna nominate her for the show "hoarders."

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Forget a Hover round!

Now this lady has got it right.  Why spend all that money on a hover round when your "sitting" on the answer.  The reasons I think we all should do this-
1) can you imagine how great her calves are? She probably has calves of steel!
2) It is budget friendly.  Almost every store you walk in has an office section with demo's set up
3) It is Eco friendly.  No batteries no waste.
4) It's got arm rests.
5) If you want to bring your own, all you would need to do is "bungee" it to the bumper of your car!
6) You can do Awesome 360's! Spins everyone would be jealous of.
7) You have an excuse to wear your AWESOME headband.  Now are you asking your self why an office chair gives you an excuse to wear a headband?!?! Well, I don't really know.... It just does.
8) If you decide you want to stop and read for awhile, well, you don't have to look for somewhere to sit, cuz you're already there!

9)two birds with one stone. exercising while shopping.
10) If you decide you need to do some office work, No need to go to the office. cuz wherever you go, your at your desk.
I love people suh much! It's gal's like this that make my life worth living.  So thank you office chair beauty! This one's for you!
Photo's courtesy of Mathew Noftle copyright pending

Thursday, January 5, 2012

What is up with this pose?

No, seriously. What is up with everyone taking pictures of their outfits while they stand like this? I know a total of ZERO pigeon-toed people. Although looking at fashion blogs has led me to believe it's a much more common condition than I actually thought.

Why I Love to Hate Pinterest

Pinterest is perhaps the best time-suck I've ever encountered. If you don't know what it is, please ask someone else. I have tried to explain it to many of my friends and I don't do a good job.

It is jam packed with ideas that make me feel creative, trendy, and in the know even though I am none of these things. I see crafts that I am certain I could recreate even though the last time I created something was at Super Saturday during 8th grade fall break.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Anyway, Pinterest is laden with crap too. I don't get why some people feel compelled to bookmark some of that stuff for future use.

Perhaps the best-worst thing about Pinterest is the "Bucket List" pins.

Heaven help me.

Either those things are totally attainable (e.g. Have a white Christmas) or the complete opposite (e.g. Meet Emma Stone). What is wrong with you? Where are you going to PLAN to meet a celebrity??? Anyway, those stupid things deserve their own post.

I will regularly update the blog with pinterest findings but to date here are some of the best:



A toothbrush holder for STRAWS??? Who is carrying around all these straws? Wouldn't it make more sense to use the toothbrush holder for a toothbrush?



This is post it art. POST IT ART. Really? Whomever created this has absolutely zero experience with post its. Otherwise they know this masterpiece will have holes in it as those notes gracefully float to the floor one at a time starting next week. Also, who has a nook in their wall like this in order to accommodate such a masterpiece?



A clever way to eliminate the clutter caused by makeup, finally. That bag that fits in my drawer is so obtrusive!



HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER????



I want to be first in line to place my newborn baby with the most sensitive skin on God's green earth on top of this mangy, wire haired, man-eater. Thanks. And you'll only charge me $500 for this priceless image? Small price to pay.



Anyone who thinks this is cute or funny needs a lesson in what is actually cute and funny. Also, that thing your "wiping the seaty" with had better be a clorox wipe and not your used toilet paper.



This is supposed to be a toddler bed. No really, it is. Or a dog bed. I guess people won't realize it's actually an upside down table.

But it is.

That's what it is.

A table.

On it's top.

Pretending to be a bed of sorts.

Seriously.

Why this blog?

I see some weird crap, in my daily life and while perusing the Internet and since I have a lot to say about this stuff I thought I'd write it all down for anyone else who might enjoy my musings.

Also, I might throw in a good recipe I've tried as to combat the negativity you may see on this blog.

If you feel you have what it takes to contribute to this exclusive blog, please let me know. I would love to have you add your funnieness.... but only if you're really funny.